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Wednesday, 11 January 2012

The End of the World...soon.

It has come to my attention that the End of the World (EOW) has been slated for sometime around the 21st December, 2012. This of course has a number of serious ramifications.

For starters there was that terrible movie 2012, which even after I figured out it wasn't a sequel to 1984 nor a reboot of 2001, still managed to be a tacky, tacky piece of shit.

God Dammit your movies used to stand for something John Cusack!

On top of this there's the fact that human kind is facing extinction, which is really a bit of a downer... especially from a sporting persepective.
Just think of all the rad stuff that we may never get to see. No Independent Commission. No New TV deal. No new NRL teams. No Ben pomeroy making his NSW debut. No Sharks inaugraul premiership. No more new Lowes Commercials.

Maybe the Wok had a point in '89

Well ok, I'll probably avoid that last one like a night on the town with Anthony Watmough but even still it's not a very comfortable thought.

Perhaps its best then that these EOW things seem to come along as often as Jimmy Barnes at an NRL Grand Final and are easier to survive than the Titans on the attack in your own red zone. But just in case.. please don't let Manly win the GFagain. This year is going to be painful enough without them being proclaimed 'Champions of Eternity'.

Eternity is looking like a pretty long time right about now


Also for more EOW talk and how it will affect the Wide World of Sports please don't forget to visit here

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